Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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