so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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