Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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