I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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