They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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