You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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