We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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