Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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