I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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