The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Boobs are out for the taking
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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