And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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