Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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