So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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