tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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