If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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