that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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