Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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