Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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