Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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