this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I think your dad took our porno
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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