I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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