Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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