So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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