She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I did not marry a roomba.
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