Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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