Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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