The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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