I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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