love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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