I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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