Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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