He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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