ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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