So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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