everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
