Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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