Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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