Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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