So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i just google imaged poop.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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