I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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