Sry I called you an 8
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I AM VODKA MAN
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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