i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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