Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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