im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
COCAINE IS GR8
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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