I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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