last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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