What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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