I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Still dying that you shit outside
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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