is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
only you would photoshop your dick
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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