Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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