I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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