It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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