no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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