I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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