apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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